Wednesday, February 9, 2011

what i did today

today i made up 2 new words. or one word and a phrase. 
1.  procrasturbake- the act of procrastinating by getting baked and masturbating
2.  pissed out- pissing yourself while passed out
it's been a productive day.  
also, in the past 2 weeks i've been banned for life from a friend's house (but she's a cunt so oh well), described as girl as "so hot i'd let her pee on me just so i could see her vagina", had a surprisingly fun time at 2 bars i'd previously thought of as the 9th and 10th circles of hell, trekked a half mile through 1.5 feet of snow, slipped on ice so many times my entire body was a bruise at one point, and had an absurdly in depth conversation about blumpkins and the proper etiquette on how to decline one. i've accomplished less in 2 weeks than most people accomplish in any given day

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