Saturday, January 22, 2011

popular foods i hate

1.  ranch dressing
2.  sour cream
3.  doritos
4.  fruit roll ups
5.  bbq sauce
6.  jack daniels/whiskey in general
7.  strawberry jelly
8.  pepperoni pizza
9.  sausage
10.  pork in any form that isn't bacon
11.  white castle burgers
12.  stuffing
13.  cake
14.  muffins
15.  cupcakes
16.  sour cream and onion chips
17.  spaghettios
18.  bell peppers (red, yellow, or green)
19.  fruity cereals (fruit loops, trix, fruity pebbles, etc.)
20.  candy corn (possibly the worst of the candies.  by far the worst of the corns)

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

the most productive day i've had in god knows how long

by most peoples' standards i accomplished very little, if anything at all, today.  by my standards, i was freakishly productive. things i accomplished today (in no particular order) :

1.  talked my way into more fun prescription meds (and one scary one. side effects include menengitis, seizure, coma, and death. not gonna be filling that one. i'm a bit too attached to living)
2.  wandered borders books for an hour. saw some books that look good. also found some on how to grow  pot should i ever decide i want my life to mimic Weeds
3.  bought pot
4.  went to put it away when i got home and found $40 that i guess i hid a month ago
5.  used that $40 to buy more pot
6.  had mexican food (good mexican food) for dinner
7.  found some books that look good at the library
8.  found a shroom hook-up in st. louis  and an acid hook-up in tampa (never done shrooms. or acid. or been to tampa for that matter so those weren't actually that productive but it's nice to know the options are there)
9.  watched a shit-ton of Skins (learned that loser isn't an emotion. good to know)
10. came up with 2 ad campaigns (1 for a company that doesn't have enough money to advertise, 1 for a company that exists but a product that doesn't)
11. tried Buckler non-alcoholic beer. not nearly as good as real beer
12. found the only company in the US that imports Augustiner beer from Germany then found their local (Nashville) distribution partner.  calling them tomorrow
13. found a new dealer
14. started preparing for the GRE and researching grad schools

AND (most importantly)

15. made MAJOR progress as far as moving back to Columbia full time

solid fucking day

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

the party button

i want a button that i could carry around with me like the EASY button in those office depot commercials, except that mine would be the PARTY button and when i hit it, it would play the chorus of "can't stop partying" by weezer and lil wayne.  that way, whenever i did something stupid while drunk, if anyone gave me shit i could just hit the button and it would make it seem (in my mind at least) more acceptable. like if someone was like "hey asshole, you just pissed on my couch and broke my lamp. what's your fucking problem?" and started getting upset, i'd just hit the button and they'd be like "oh, it's cool. he's just partying"