the party button

i want a button that i could carry around with me like the EASY button in those office depot commercials, except that mine would be the PARTY button and when i hit it, it would play the chorus of "can't stop partying" by weezer and lil wayne.  that way, whenever i did something stupid while drunk, if anyone gave me shit i could just hit the button and it would make it seem (in my mind at least) more acceptable. like if someone was like "hey asshole, you just pissed on my couch and broke my lamp. what's your fucking problem?" and started getting upset, i'd just hit the button and they'd be like "oh, it's cool. he's just partying"